being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain.
it’s time for everyone to realize how cute i am and give me the endless amount of attention i deserve
"Her expression and moods were as vital as the rush of Niagara. Marilyn was never more vibrant than onstage and backstage at the Hollywood Bowl, in her Lorelei dress from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, to raise funds devoted to the St. Jude Hospital for underprivileged children, a charity close to her heart." - Bruno Bernard
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle