The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass
Rach, never Rachel. I might not trust you if you spell Rachel the other way. 21. Uni student.
Disney International College Program, August 2014 please be my friend I'm scared to move to Florida
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tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via erenbarnes)

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus:the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

callsigntheslayer:

You’re a wee, little puppet man!

(via oncemorewithvodka)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via blueboyblogs)

ancient young adult proverb (via perforating)

(via keepcalmandplaythebass)

what price range do you drink in

#yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via fragil3rec0very)

(Source: -poetic, via fitandthick)

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

(via izziesworldofizzie)

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via iamheathen)

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